The thing not related to Trump that you wanted to read on the internet today.
You can’t tell a story without a preface. That face needs to be masked and you need to make sure you get far away from people. Be alone. Hide your face.
Hope that serves as a sufficient reminder that we’re still in a pandemic (I don’t know why people say ‘middle of a pandemic’ — they don’t know, you don’t know, I don’t know) — let’s move on.
It’s that time of the year when the year is about to end and you’ve said it to at least…